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Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
--- Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
--- Unknown

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
--- Booth Tarkington

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous;
you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.
--- Margaret Thatcher

It's better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool,
than to open it and remove all doubt.
--- Unknown

Some people make things happen;
Some people watch things happen;
and some people wonder what happened.
--- Unknown

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.
Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."
"We're not raising grass," Dad would reply, "We're raising boys."
--- Harmon Killebrew

Everyone is like a tack and can only go as far as the head permits.
--- Olive Ann Beech

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders,
but they have never failed to imitate them.
--- James Baldwin

The future? The thing that got us here will not get us there.
--- Peter F. Drucker

In experiment after experiment, workers who thought they were doing better did better.
In one experiment, ten people were given puzzles to solve. They were all given fictitious results.
Half were told they had done well, the other half were told they had done poorly. They were then given
a second test and this time they all did as well or as poorly as they were told they did on the first test.
--- Warren Bennis